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If you order a big fancy $12 salad for takeout from a restaurant that has like 9 salads on their menu they'll always give you the worst oldest lettuce they have
But a 4 dollar rinky dink salad from a pizza joint will always have your back
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Art block fucking sucks so
Poppet got pastries for the gamers :]
Hope you feel better my gamer🏵️🥄🥄
aWEE look at thembs ;;;
#AUGDHDHD I really wanted to draw something for this but alas art block is way too strong#But it was gunna be poppet comforting a very distressed Dusty smhh (a bun ate a pastry when they weren’t supposed to and he got v worried)#They care very much for his children’s health- the vaults are absolutely infested with large ass bunbuns#No matter where you look- a bummy#How they haven’t ate all the money like a fine piece of lettuce is truly a mystery- Dusty taught them well NDHDHD#aWEEEEEEEWEEE themb;;;#So happy and care free- just enjoyin snacks and gossips in the ye ol vaults#If anyone was to see poppet and Dusty talking they would never believe their own eyes smhhh#Such a talkative mans!#Also thank you gamer! Hopefully I’ll get my motivation back soon! (And this wicked stomach issue-)#At least this gives me more time to play yakuza smhhh I have so many games to go through so little time-#Not to mention I keep getting distracted in game MDHDDHD#Damn it Majima and your quirkiness smhhhh
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aegon girlies is there a support group?
#we got the eye back thats good right#the lettuce worked its magic#i miss his sassy ass :(#aegon#aegon targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon
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The pothos growing out the top of my tank has been growing like crazy and it really inspired me to try live plants again. We are not going to get frustrated and give up this time folks.
This time plants are going to go well and I’m going to love it so much and eventually I’m going to go back to sand on the bottom because I love the look of that so much. Otto’s little foot prints in the sand meant everything to me.
#my phones camera makes the tank look so green in this picture#I got a handful of Java ferns bc I know they’re hardy and willing to put up with a lot of abuse#I also got a type of water weed that I forget the scientific name of. but I think it should do well#also water lettuce that tbh I don’t feel confident will survive#I know they don’t love cold water but so pretty I wanted to try#my post#Otto
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why is lettuce so fucking Good
#currently eating half a head right outta the bag#my body... it craves Fresh Vegetable...#i have not had Fresh Vegetable in so long...#monch cronch eating each leaf like a fuckin shredder#personal (me) home (in my house) shredder (teeth)#its so crisp and watery and cool from the fridge#my ideal meal is raw ground beef & entire head of iceberg lettuce#literally eating this shit like a mf Rabbit#absolutely unprompted#do you ever think about how similar leaf is to meat#looking closely at one rn and its like... a thin slice of steak but Green....#why do vegans and carnivores fight we're literally the same. we should all make out or somethin idk#OHHHH WE'RE GETTING TO THE INNER LAYERS NOW ITS GOING DOWN!!!! HELL YEEEAAAHHHHH#SHIT JUST GOT CRISPER#if you're reading this its your sign to chug water and eat a fresh cool vegetable right from the fridge#give in to your primal desire to cronch with your bare hands and teeth#life is long but this moment is so so sweet
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aro culture is getting so fucking tired of people using the fact that there's a queer romance in something as a reason you should watch it. like haven't allos had enough of romance? queer or otherwise? I'm not saying queer representation is bad, of course, I'm just fed up with asking what a book is about and in response all I get is "oh it has queer people in it" cool! what is it about? having queer representation is not the be all end all of media can we please have ONE thing without romance in it. please.
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#electroniccollectiondonut#aro culture is#aro#aromantic#actually aro#actually aromantic#ask#mod phoenix#yeah... it's like. this is a bad metaphor but it's all i got right now:#i'm vegetarian. it's not uncommon that if an event is hosted 'with food' that every single main dish contains a fair amount of meat#and most of the side dishes too#maybe the salad has chicken. the soup is a meat broth soup. the main course is steak. i literally cannot tell you how often this happens.#and if you're lucky there's like... bread rolls and butter. sometimes there's the Cheap Salad that's just tossed lettuce#and i promise you from experience: if i ask beforehand i am always told there will be something for me to eat#but like. believe it or not 1) that's not filling 2) it's usually the two poorest quality items on the line 3) i prefer salads as SIDES#i see similar stuff on the occasion i'm told there's any sort of 'rep' for aro folks#it's like... okay but the vast majority of the media is still very romance focused and the elements that aren't are usually... hm#not comparably interesting in how they're executed?#or it's like. kids media. which can be good - but i'd like to be allowed to have content that can be both for an adult audience#and NOT romance
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Had a dream where the Sleepy bois inc now consist of Technoblade, Philza, Tommy
and Wade.
He's chill, they told me
#sleepy bois inc#technoblade#tommyinnit#philza#philza minecraft#calla cackles#he too wears a red beanie#tight on his head#and his brown hair is SUPER curly#got a bit of a goatie going on#small round glasses the really small round kind#he looks like he smokes weed and call is the devil's lettuce and zaza
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Love the fact that everyone's acting surprised that the We-Dump-Shit-In-The-Water country has had an outbreak of There's-Shit-In-The-Water disease.
#uk politics#Yeah there's been an e.coli outbreak#And everyone's talking about lettuce for some reason#As if they didn't set out warnings over high levels of THIS SPECIFIC BACTERIA in UK rivers like. Two months ago.#This (literal) shithole of a country just gets worse and worse!#Praying that whoever gets in next stops dumping literal shit in the water because. Um.#Because we don't want shit to be in the water?#I can't believe I'm having to justify this wtf#How do you explain to somebody why you don't want there to be shit in the water#It's ludicrous#John Snow (cholera guy not GoT) is turning in his grave#We've known for what almost two hundred years that dumping shit in water is a bad plan? And what do the tories do.#They dump. Shit. In the water.#I don't even know why they're doing it they Just Are.#fuck the tories#uk news
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i love y ou little fish…
#elassoma gilberti#aquarium#gulf coast pygmy sunfish#pygmy sunfish#fish tank#nano fish#planted aquarium#i got them some new plants#specifically#i got them water lettuce#for its long ass roots#i hope it encourages them to breed#he’s been doing a lot of dancing but i haven’t noticed any eggs
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Waiting for someone to attack my sonas on artfight so I can have PFPS for the next few months
#grapes talk show#AOUAYAGGFGGH#artfight’s like a drug I keep checking the site to see nothing vGBSF#anyways#my buddy lettuce drew skittle last week on a soda can that’s all we got gang thank you lettuce
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I volunteer at a zoo and someone found a lone baby duck near the gates (probably a dumped domestic based on the age) and so while we figured out what to do with them,
Office Duck
#Duck#Office Duck#Honestly they probably ended up in the best place they could have#Everyone in that office was doting on them#They got lots of beetles and lettuce and love#bird
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Lettuce is so beautiful 🥰
#I'm just now eating the farmers market lettuce I got this weekend#Obsessed with the innermost leaves#Pink and yellow and gnarled and transparent#So pretty like an alien membrane#I have been taking bad glamor shots of then they're so pretty#I want to eat them but also save them forever#Adventures in being a massive fucking nerd
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Your blog vibe-
Gothams premier underground zine. Rogue fanart and news of the weird 💚
so what you're saying is I'm BASICALLY Arkham Asylum
#GHDJSKG#I love love this#if I lived in Gotham I absolutely Would spend 99% of my time learning and posting about the weird queer people terrorizing my town#I'd tweet “is this the Riddler” every time I saw a question mark anywhere#“I started asking for no lettuce on my burger bc I got scared that Poison Ivy lady might jump me”
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Cooking high af again
#that’s what we do here#the lord’s lettuce#me#personal#smoke em if you got em#get STONED#make FOOD#LETS FUCKING GO
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happy 2/2 yall im so on time dude got the burger king rizz
#number fifteen...burger king foot lettuce...#im sorry for being such a disgrace to the narrow gauge community literally forgot rheneas is also no. 2#this is my apology now that i finally got my interview over with#don't worry he'll be happy with anything you get him#because its from you!!#ttte rheneas#ttte#happy 2/2#capy's graffiti#capy posting
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while rereading scarlet i started picturing sophia lillis as thorne for some reason. so here are some doodles of that vision
(this is the scene where cinder plugs iko into the rampion)
#emieclat#the lunar chronicles#linh cinder#carswell thorne#no sophia lillis has nothing in common with thorne#she is not blond or tall and she's never played in a cool suave role before#but some descriptions in this chapter just made me go huh#in particular there was a bit where it describes thorne as standing in the doorway stiff and uncomfortable like the ship was being haunted-#-by a poltergeist#and i mean. stiff and uncomfortable is basically sophia's whole deal in i am not okay with this#and yes. that was the only reason i got this vision#what would girl!thorne's first name be though#carswell is a boy's name and as far as i can tell there isn't a girl equivalent#i mean. personally i could still stick with carswell just cos it's fun#but it'll be interesting to dig into the etymology and think of other potential names#(for those who don't know: carswell means 'well where watercress grows')#(and watercress? cress? you know? and the original rapunzel was named after a similar lettuce to watercress?)#(and rampion is also a rapunzel? you see how it all ties together)
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